Funny Quotes, which you like best?

If you have paper, you don't have a pen鈥︹€? If you have a pen, you don't have paper鈥︹€?if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

All PMT buses are crowded.

Corollary----- PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Funny Quotes, which you like best?

LOL,i loved all of them,and all are pretty true!

My fav one is "The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom." LOOOOL that was funny.

Now heres my fav quote:

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Funny Quotes, which you like best?

LMAO they all are great

Funny Quotes, which you like best?

Thanks for sharing with three million others...

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