Funny Quotes, which you like best?

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Funny Quotes, which you like best?

They're all great, but I liked these the most:

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

The road to success鈥︹€?. is always under construction.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. LOL

If at first you don't succeed鈥? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker. (it happens all the time...)

I read some somewhere, i remember few of them:

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. -

Rodney Dangerfield

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

That all too common piece of advice 'Don't let it get to you' makes about as much sense as advising someone who's been cut not to bleed

Why when something bad happens to me; it's fate. And when something good happens; it's luck

"A fool can always find a greater fool to admire him." - Nicolas Boileau Despr茅aux (French poet & critic)

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