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Once you get onstage, everything is right. I feel the most beautiful, complete, and fulfilled. I think that's why, in the case of non-compromising career women, parts of our personal lives don't work out. One person can't give you the feeling that thousands of people give you. - Leontyne Price
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off. - Stephen King.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee.
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