Ultimate truths... i loved this mail by my friend... so decided to share it with u :)?

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success鈥︹€?. is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich鈥?. which never works.

If at first you don't succeed鈥? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something鈥︹€?if it is good, it is taken鈥? If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late鈥︹€?the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen鈥︹€? If you have a pen, you don't have paper鈥︹€?if you have both, no one calls.

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